I know I would.

If everyone’s sitting around telling semi-embarrassing stories (the time you had to run naked through the hotel lobby to get to the bar... the time your mom asked you- in front of company- to please rinse out the tub the next time you decide to razor-bald your privates), and you spontaneously decide to blurt out that your husband once pecked a man on the lips? Maybe think that through. Because if the reason your husband did that was to get you and another girl to make out topless? He’ll probably give that up.