Seriously, does NASA make the liquicap packet?

I've sucked back so much Nyquil over the past three days, the whites of my eyes are tinged green. One day the superbugs will come and won't you know it, the only pharmaceutical agent in our entire human arsenal capable of fending them off will be the Nyquil Liquicap. Roughly sixty million of us will roll our overly saturated greenish eyes and prepare to be conquered, then, mumbling in hindsight how we knew we should have stuck with Benadryl. Everyone else will smugly pat themselves on the back, fighting a month-long sniffle but satisfied, finally, that their goody two shoes refusal to abuse over the counter cold medicine has paid off. But then all those people end up dying, too, because the superbugs are swift and fast-acting and no one can find a goddamn letter opener or a grenade or an acetylene torch to open the stupid liquicap packet.