I'm the Foursquare Mayor of this Goddamn Safeway.
I've got a piece up at McSweeney's today that chronicles my manic highs and lows on Foursquare. I wrote it, surprisingly enough, after I discovered I'd just lost the title of mayor at my neighborhood Safeway. Once the wracked sobs and teeth gnashing subsided, it occurred to me that I might be overly invested in an application that awards points based solely on my ability to leave my house.****
Foursquare fun facts:
I once held the mayorships of two In-N-Burgers at one time. It was mid-August, I believe, though I'm not sure; around here we just refer to that period of time as "Camelot".
In the interest of quasi-privacy, I changed the number of the Safeway I temporarily owned and the name of the dude who apparently lives there now. The indignant power struggle, however, is all too real.
****I am the long-standing Foursquare mayor of my house. We've got a special going right now- if you steal the mayorship away from me, I'll smash your smartphone with a tack hammer in the garage.
I'm Foursquare friends with The Palazzo Resort in Las Vegas. The Palazzo Resort is currently checked in as "off the grid- checked in but hiding their whereabouts". I can only deduce by this that the 3,000-room Palazzo hotel is hanging out at The Palms casino.
I believe that Foursquare might be the most useless application currently available online, which explains why I love it so. "Erin," one might then ask, "What's the second most useless application?" Answer: The rest of the Internet ties for second place.
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McSweeney's? Nice work, McGriff!*
*I have no idea of who McGriff is.
I stumbled across that this morning, following a link on twitter... anyway, great piece, congrats!
I loved this piece... and apparently so did others. LOL. Erin, you're on Gizmodo today! Congrats.
That's awesome, Brad! Thank you!